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It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

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i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

that one password that you use for everything and if anyone ever found out what it was they could single-handedly ruin your life

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hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI FIVE CHARIZARD

MY NIGGA

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irish accents

new york accents

russian accents

french accents

scottish accents

australian accents

spanish accents

all accents

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This is the future

This is it

the future is now

can people buy those?

HOW

it DOES THE THING

Honestly, I want one

these are stupid

faith in humanity has been restored